Ch 135 – Forming A Union

Lei Yu frantically waved his hands, “No need! I’ll do this myself! You two can with… uh… withdraw first!”

The two girls looked at each other, then bent down to pick up their clothing. The sight of them bowing naked to Lei Yu made him have a hard time holding back a crazy nosebleed.

“If you need us for anything, just call out. We will be outside the door.” After saying this, the two girls left together.

Lei Yu rubbed his nose. “Isn’t this kind of treatment way too good now? It’s even wilder than the Kou country!” Shaking his head, Lei Yu realized the clothes he was wearing wasn’t suited for this era. He bathed quickly and then fidgeted all over the place with the clothes on the huge bed before he was considered wearing them correctly.

It was normal to bathe before meeting the Queen since this was considered paying respects to her. At least that’s what Lei Yu was thinking. After taking care of everything, he then walked outside. “Can I see her Majesty the Queen now?”

“Your honor, her Majesty the Queen is currently dealing with the country’s affairs. Please wait a moment.”

Lei Yu nodded. In a bored manner, he then started looking all over the bed chamber but his heart was still thinking about Ai Er and the old woman. Since he’s been here for at least half a day already, Ai Er wouldn’t be stupidly waiting outside the cave entrance the entire time right? And he still didn’t know if the old woman was dead or alive, making Lei Yu extremely worried. The more he thought about it, the more anxious he got. Finally unable to bear it, he decided to ask Queen Telephassa if she knew how to leave this time period and return to the modern ages.

At this time, a waft of fragrant smell blew over from the entrance. At first Lei Yu was worried it was some type of poison trap, but after seeing the two girls outside the door were fine, he ignored it.

But outside were footstep sounds coming from the corridor. Lei Yu took a peek outside, “What the hell?!”

The person outside was none other than Queen Telephassa, except that her previous clothes had been all changed. She was currently wearing a near transparent veil, and under that revealed her attractive face that gave off both a charming and majestic aura. All the accessories and ornaments on her head were gone, and she was now only wearing a thin veil like clothing. Her bountiful round chests were even more seductive as the two clearly recognizable small perky pink mounds made Lei Yu swallow unconsciously. As his gaze travelled down her body past her sexy slender waist, Lei Yu was even able to see her mysterious private area that will make anyone dizzy and crazy for.

Taking in a deep breath, Lei Yu hid his body back inside the bed chamber. “That can’t be right… I had only pulled her to safety. There’s no need for her to give herself to me right? Isn’t this queen a bit too casual?”

Telephassa waved her hand and the two girls bowed and left before she came into the bed chambers. When she saw Lei Yu, she didn’t know what to say and only pulled at him with a blush on her face.

Lei Yu kept swallowing his saliva like mad. “Resist it, resist it Lei Yu, you already have a girlfriend so don’t let this demoness steal your soul! Slightly squinting his eyes before forcing himself to close it, “Oh heavens, she’s too f*cking tempting!””

Telephassa was different from ordinary women; she was made up of a variety of powers that were irresistible to men. She wasn’t something that Cui Ying Ying, Ai Er, or even Nami was able to compare with. In the eyes of ordinary people, seeing her was like seeing a pure and holy goddess. Although captured by her seduction, Lei Yu didn’t dare to have those dirty thoughts. Struggling to stamp his feet and moving a few steps to the side, Lei Yu didn’t dare raise his head and say: “My revered Queen Telephassa, my name… my name is Lightning.”

“Lightning? Such a strange name but it sounds nice.” The tone of Telephassa’s voice had changed from what Lei Yu had heard previously. It wasn’t that the sound of her voice had any special properties; it just lost the unique and majestic sound that came from a Queen. Her voice now sounded like a simple innocent young girl.

Lei Yu blinked a few times. “Uhh… your majesty, may I ask you some questions?”

“Ask away.” Gently fanning her flushed face with her hand, she then breathed out a mouthful of hot air.

“Shit, even my bones are about to melt!” Deep inside Lei Yu’s heart, he began doubting whether he was a beast or not. By clenching his teeth, he then asked: “Your majesty, what are you planning… this… uhh… planning on doing between you and me?”

“I want to mate with you!” After saying this, Telephassa’s face became red again. But she still continued: “You are the only human in this world that can beat Silo. I really admire you and really like you, so I was hoping you would become my man.”

Lei Yu’s eyeball was about to jump out of his eye socket. With his lower teeth against his upper lips similar to what comedic actor Stephen Chow would do, “No way? Are you kidding? I’m a person that already has a girlfriend!”

Without even thinking about it, Telephassa replied: “I can allow you to have countless sex slaves, but your heart can only belong to me.”

Sweat was dripping down the back of Lei Yu’s head, following along his spine to his ass. For such a situation to happen to him, even if you beat him to death he would still not believe he would ever encounter such a thing. If some random single woman said this then it wasn’t a big deal. But she was a Queen, a country’s majestic Queen. She was also at least a thousand years older than him so even if she had the face of an angel, Lei Yu didn’t dare to imagine a relationship with her.

Lei Yu wanted to blurt out that he was just passing by to get some soy sauce¹, but there’s no way he could avoid the current situation. What to do? What to do? Lei Yu’s brain was on overdrive thinking of a solution. Seeing the goddess move her hands towards her clothing like she was going to do something, Lei Yu shouted out: “Your majesty!”

“What is it?” Asked Telephassa as she blinked her pretty eyes.

“Well… I… I think it’s not the right time.”

“Not the right time? How could men have… not the right time of the month?”

“Uh… ah… the… Oh, so… even if you want… want us to mate.” Lei Yu shuddered. “Shouldn’t it be done after we get married? It should be like this according to the customs of my family.” Lei Yu didn’t bother saying he already had a girlfriend anymore because he knew it would be useless.

“Is that how it works?” Asked Telephassa.

“That’s right! It’s definitely it!” Replied Lei Yu.

“Fine then, tomorrow we will get married!” Telephassa decided.

Lei Yu was sighing in relief until Telephassa’s words made him almost throw up blood. “I’ll just deal with things as it comes. My dearly beloved Ai Er, I don’t know if I can return to the future. If I really do screw up big time here, I just hope that you would forgive me. If that’s not possible, then I can only leave you so that you can find another person to love!”

One would think he would take that route but Lei Yu wasn’t the type of person to do that. Could a mere palace be able to trap him? Worst case, he’ll just ask someone else how to leave this time period. Making up his mind, Lei Yu decided he would secretly escape tonight.

It took a lot of effort to get Telephassa to leave. Lei Yu then sat on the huge bed with a gigantic headache.

On the other side of things, Telephassa made a decree. The palace began its decorations and everyone was bustling about. The Queen had announced an official proclamation: Her Majesty the Queen will be wedded tomorrow, and all citizens will partake in the celebration. All slaves will also share in the celebration and there would be no work for three days.


¹ – When a person in Guangzhou was asked to give his opinion of the sex scandal involving Hong Kong star Edison Chen, the man answered, “It is none of my business. I am just out to get some soy sauce.” So Chinese people have since begun using the words to mean “it’s none of my business.”

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