Chapter 670 – The Might Of Teleport
Luo Tian smiled.
He had a very evil smile. He looked at each of them once more and said: “I have remembered each and every one of you.”
“You can still smile at a time like this?”
Murong Bai looked at Luo Tian and said: “I can gain a bit of time for you after self-destructing my soul, so you should use that chance to escape. I’ll count it as returning the grace of helping me block that slap. I, Murong Bai, have never liked owing people favors.”
Luo Tian didn’t bother with his words and asked: “Do you wish to live?”
Murong Bai was stunned by those words.
Not to mention the Profound God experts from the ten great immortal sects, just the Grand Elder from the Soul Hall alone will give them two zero chances of surviving. They had become existences that can be directly slain at any given moment.
And they were now chatting about staying alive?
This was no different from making a joke at a critical time.
Luo Tian said once more: “I’m asking again – do you wish to live?”
Murong Bai helplessly laughed out once before replying: “Who doesn’t want to live?”
Luo Tian grinned and said: “Say it louder.”
Murong Bai didn’t know what Luo Tian was trying to do so he asked: “Damn it, what are you playing at?!”
Luo Tian didn’t reply and said again: “I want you to loudly shout that you want to live. Use all your milk drinking strength you have to shout. I want everyone within a million kilometers to know that you wish to live.”
Murong Bai had a stunned look on his face. “What are you doing? Luo Tian, could it be that you want to make me become a joke before we die?”
Luo Tian rolled his eyes at him and said: “Tell me that you want to live!”
Murong Bai didn’t have the strength to argue with Luo Tian and exhaled a large breath of air. He then yelled into the air: “This daddy wants to continue living! This daddy needs to live in order to take revenge! I want to return those four slaps!”
His voice shook the sky and it reverberated throughout a million kilometers.
The Soul Hall Elder’s face turned fierce while the killing intent in his eyes turned thicker. “You’re courting death!”
In an instant, Luo Tian started laughing loudly while extending his hand out. “Hold my hand!”
“I knew you were up to no good! I’m not holding your hand even if you beat me to death! I feel disgusted just from looking at your hand. Luo Tian, I’m telling you right now that this daddy is straight. I have no homosexual inclinations so you can scram the hell away from me.”
Looking at Luo Tian’s gaze, he started feeling there was a problem with Luo Tian’s sexual orientation.
Trying to grab a hold of his hand at a time like this… didn’t that mean he wanted to die together?
Upon thinking up to here, Murong Bai unconsciously started shivering like a sudden chill had assaulted him. This was even more uncomfortable than suffering from those several slaps.
Luo Tian rolled his eyes and said in irritation: “Damn it, are you thinking this daddy is a homosexual? You’re the homosexual! Your whole family are homosexuals! Don’t talk any nonsense and hold tightly onto my hand or else it will be too late.”
Seeing Murong Bai still hesitating, Luo Tian couldn’t be bothered with it anymore and directly held onto Murong Bai’s left hand.
Murong Bai’s whole body shivered like he had just been electrocuted.
He looked at Luo Tian in the corner of his eyes and his gaze became very strange. He couldn’t figure out what was going on as he shouted internally: “F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! I am a straight man! How come I am feeling an electric current when he’s holding my hands?! What’s going on?! This is impossible! I have always liked beautiful women! I… I… I… I can’t be bisexual and like men too and just didn’t know it, right? Heavens… I, Murong Bai, have enjoyed a lifetime of good reputation but it has all been destroyed in an instant.”
“Luo Tian… even if you kill me, I will not become yours.”
He made up his mind!
Even if he had to run to the end of the world, he would not allow Luo Tian to succeed!
If Luo Tian knew Murong Bai had all these thoughts in just half a second, it was highly possible he would immediately let go of his hand and kick him flying. After messing around for half a day and all he got was being labeled as a homosexual?
This was Murong Bai’s internal monologue so Luo Tian had no idea what was going on.
The electric current feeling was very normal.
Luo Tian felt it too because the electric current went through him as well when he tried to cast Teleport. One of the effects of Teleport was the user will feel electricity running through their body. Since Luo Tian held onto Murong Bai’s hand, he would naturally feel the electric current as well.
What Luo Tian never imagined was that this electric shock made Murong Bai think that the stimulation had revealed a hidden hobby he didn’t know about – he liked men?!
Murong Bai’s gaze turned very strange and complicated. At times it was like a little housewife and at times it was filled with determination. Luo Tian almost let go of his hands from that look!
It had failed at such a critical juncture!
Luo Tian had thoughts of killing himself!
This was the first time he was using Teleport and based on previous gaming statistics, it should be a 100% success rate. There’s no way it can fail. He was holding Murong Bai and this was the main reason it failed. But the Teleport skill at the great perfection stage should be able to bring along another person with the caster.
This was the benefit of raising the skill to the great perfection stage.
Except the success rate wasn’t as high.
Another great thing was that the Teleport skill at the great perfection stage had no cooldown so he could keep casting it.
Luo Tian tried it once more.
Another stream of electric current went from Luo Tian’s palm and into Murong Bai’s body. The electric current went all the way into his heart, making Murong Bai want to cry. “Why? Why? Why is this daddy feeling an electric shock again?”
“Mommy… I want to go home!”
One electric shock wasn’t enough.
Let’s do it one more time! This was hard for him to determine whether his sexual orientation was normal or not anymore.
Extremely difficult to stomach.
His body went limp and numb while his heart felt like it was being tickled. The feeling was similar to meeting the girl he liked for the very first time. It was almost the exact same thing! The more he thought about it, the more unsightly Murong Bai’s face became.
The worst thing of all was that his gaze had unconsciously changed.
When he stared at Luo Tian, there was a trace of a seduction swirling about.
Luo Tian swallowed his saliva. He shivered as goosebumps had sprung up on his entire body. Even the monster in his crotch shriveled up and shortened by at least several centimeters. If this continues, his little brother will definitely shrink out of existence.
Luo Tian wanted to throw up.
“Teacher Sola Aoi!”
“I’m begging you not to hate me! I really don’t want to hold hands with another man ever again! It has to succeed this time!”
At this moment, Luo Tian had thoughts of committing suicide but he couldn’t let go. His mind was filled with Murong Bai’s strange gaze. The hair on his body was standing on its end as he felt a chill, “I promise… this daddy will use my little brother down there to promise that if I ever hold hands with him ever again, this daddy will chop off my wee wee!”
“Luo Tian, go to hell for me!”
“A piece of trash like you dares to compete with the true dragon Murong Wanjian over a woman? What qualifications do you think you have?”
“You are not worthy of the young phoenix, and the young phoenix will naturally be uninterested in you. What kind of thing do you think you are?!”
All the attacks were about to land.
Murong Bai didn’t bother thinking anymore and just closed his eyes like he had accepted the eventual outcome. His hand was clasping onto Luo Tian’s hand like they would be together even after death.
Luo Tian became speechless.
But it was fortunate that he had succeeded.
The figures of those two instantly disappeared!